<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the heart of a stolen star
We are back to wigwams again
Names on limbs just incase it comes
Hurricane Benjamin destroyer of tents,
Destroyer of children and whole bloodlines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck it, lets get back to relatable world events –
Someone in England died from the skinny jab
Alan misgendered Beth again raise a low-level concern
And don’t worry about Sudan it’s a mythical place
Did I just relegate Palestine by swipe-left Africa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, I am making a public apology I was wrong
My car is hungry for Iraqi blood from Esso
I am disgusted at the profits of oil companies
Why the tariff per litre always ends in point nine
I think that girl of Gaza needs a litre of “O” blood type<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck it, lets get back to relatable local events –
There was a mini tornado in Milton Keynes
Four wheelie bins toppled there blue mouths agape
Spilling out unrecyclable chicken wings and Domino dips
A sikh woman was raped in broad daylight near the flags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, I am making a public apology making you feel uncomfortable –
Prunella Scales died she was ninety-three so a minutes silence
She was a British icon and was the voice of reason
As feckless Manuel fucked up the lunch order
And Fawlty Towers housed immigrant workers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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